They Let Anyone In This Joint...

[simplegreen]

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.


He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "


Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

[imported_Lacuna]

Good one, I liked that.

[hammerhead]

LMFAO!!! haha

[cynosurecivic]

thats good shit. made me laugh!

[imported_Kyle_G]

lol @ the joke.. got another one for you..

so 3 women are at the pearly gates with st peter. a blonde, brunette and a readhead.

St peter says to all of them.. the only was ill let you pass, and enter heaven, is if you walk 1,000 steps. all 3 women thought to themselves "this is too easy"
but thats when st peter added "to make it more difficult, im going to tell you a joke, every 5 steps, and if you laugh.. you cannot enter, and will go to hell.

So the brunette steps up to bat. starts walking. and sure enough, on her 5th step.. st peter tells a joke. and sure enough, she laughs. and gets sent to hell. so the redhead goes next. shes a tough one. she gets all the way up to the 345th step.. all while st peter is telling jokes. every 5 steps, and he gets her good. she hit the floor laughing. and sure as shit.. shes sent right to hell.
so now its the blondes turn. shes walking along. not even cracking a smile. she gets to step 750. starts to chuckle.. but gets it under control.. and continues walking along. st peter is amazed. he had thrown his best jokes at her. so she hits step 999. and busts out laughing. at this moment.. St peter is riddled with confusion, and says "but i didnt even tell you a joke" and to which the blonde quickly replies "I KNOW! I JUST GOT THE FIRST ONE!"

[imported_Riceboi]

Originally posted by Kyle_G@Aug 2 2004, 07:42 PM
lol @ the joke.. got another one for you..

so 3 women are at the pearly gates with st peter. a blonde, brunette and a readhead.

St peter says to all of them.. the only was ill let you pass, and enter heaven, is if you walk 1,000 steps. all 3 women thought to themselves "this is too easy"
but thats when st peter added "to make it more difficult, im going to tell you a joke, every 5 steps, and if you laugh.. you cannot enter, and will go to hell.

So the brunette steps up to bat. starts walking. and sure enough, on her 5th step.. st peter tells a joke. and sure enough, she laughs. and gets sent to hell. so the redhead goes next. shes a tough one. she gets all the way up to the 345th step.. all while st peter is telling jokes. every 5 steps, and he gets her good. she hit the floor laughing. and sure as shit.. shes sent right to hell.
so now its the blondes turn. shes walking along. not even cracking a smile. she gets to step 750. starts to chuckle.. but gets it under control.. and continues walking along. st peter is amazed. he had thrown his best jokes at her. so she hits step 999. and busts out laughing. at this moment.. St peter is riddled with confusion, and says "but i didnt even tell you a joke" and to which the blonde quickly replies "I KNOW! I JUST GOT THE FIRST ONE!"

el oh el

[imported_Kyle_G]

Originally posted by Riceboi+Aug 2 2004, 10:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Riceboi @ Aug 2 2004, 10:06 PM)</div>

el oh el[/b]

quit stealing my words :squint: now kindly DIAF! kthnx

[estebones]

DIAF

[imported_Riceboi]

Originally posted by estebones@Aug 2 2004, 10:49 PM
DIAF

Die in a Fire! Kyle you bastardo!!!!