Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work

[imported_Lacuna]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh . ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

13. Thank you. We're challenged by your unique point of view.

14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

18. Do I look like a people person?

19. This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.

20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

24. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

28. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

29. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

30. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

[imported_Riceboi]

ROFL!! Those are great, I'm going to try some at work today.

[Synergy CiViC]

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Awesome

[pandora63]

"While you're under there......"

[oompahlumpa]

"while your under there..." LOL

[estebones]

ha ha I have used a couple of them when I wasa restaurant manager back in the day:
3, 5, 16, 18, 20, 27

[imported_comutek]

19. This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting. [/b]

my personal favorite!

[cacmasta]

Originally posted by Lacuna@Sep 10 2004, 02:23 PM


27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

That was sooo the kid who's locker was next to mine in high school. I swear he wore the whole freakin bottle..and it wasn't a nice scent either.

[estebones]

he he when I used to work for a restarant there was this guy that thought he was a pimp and he used to come into the deli smelling the ENTIRE place up... the thing was he though old spice was the shit and he truly marinated in that shit.

his name was shelly so we(the management) called him Smelly

[cacmasta]

Originally posted by estebones@Sep 14 2004, 01:56 AM
he he when I used to work for a restarant there was this guy that thought he was a pimp and he used to come into the deli smelling the ENTIRE place up... the thing was he though old spice was the shit and he truly marinated in that shit.

his name was shelly so we(the management) called him Smelly

mmm old spice