Post Some Good Drunk Stories!

[CivicSi04']

Originally posted by mdlax1@Dec 9 2004, 11:54 AM
1) got drunk and ended up banging out two chicks in another chicks shower i was talking to. Then the chick i was talking to still let me hit it that night, then 3 days later my best girl who is a friend (girl friend platonic sp?) who was there hooked up lol.

do i really need to continue?

thats where its at right there. i went up to a college a few weekends ago and we went out and the when we got back the one kid was missing. he strolled up like 4 hours later tellin us this crazy story about how he went to go back and hang out with this one chick and they started going at it and then her friend walked in the room got naked and got in on it. i was like fuck im really missing out.

[simplegreen]

lol i pulled a major cock block though my friend knew what was going on he was beating on the door like no tomorrow wanting some of the action i just let him knock lol

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by mdlax1@Dec 9 2004, 11:40 AM
lol i pulled a major cock block though my friend knew what was going on he was beating on the door like no tomorrow wanting some of the action i just let him knock lol

Thats fuckin hilarious!! Bustin down the door to get in on that shit

Aint no fun if the homies can have none... Choo chooo.. .. .. ..

[simplegreen]

uh.. yeah when it's more than one chick it's plenty fun lol

[imported_Lacuna]

Originally posted by mdlax1@Dec 9 2004, 12:29 PM
uh.. yeah when it's more than one chick it's plenty fun lol

The old lady went bar hopping with one of her friends one time, when they came home they thought it would be a good idea to wake me up. One of the few times I didn't mind being woken up in the middle of the night by a bunch of drunks.

[Vtec_Power]

This chick who i was gettin raedy to royally fuck was like hold on i feel like i'm gonna puke.

got up..

walked into the laundry room...


and ralphed for like an hour. =|


then asked me if i was joking when I told her that i couldnt flush the toilet cause she was in the laundry room.


....

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by Lacuna+Dec 9 2004, 01:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lacuna @ Dec 9 2004, 01:07 PM)</div>

The old lady went bar hopping with one of her friends one time, when they came home they thought it would be a good idea to wake me up. One of the few times I didn't mind being woken up in the middle of the night by a bunch of drunks.[/b]

Thats not a story!! I need to hear all of this one bro...c'mon lay it alllllll out on the table.

[Synergy CiViC]

Originally posted by Lacuna+Dec 9 2004, 01:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lacuna @ Dec 9 2004, 01:07 PM)</div>

The old lady went bar hopping with one of her friends one time, when they came home they thought it would be a good idea to wake me up. One of the few times I didn't mind being woken up in the middle of the night by a bunch of drunks.[/b]

Yeah thats some shit even i havent pulled off yet

[Toyz-B-Us]

Well some of my stories involve driving and I won't bring them up to prevent ethical arguments, but some of the things I remember doing was.

While going to a strip club with some friend's, one of the girls came and sat with us just to flirt and get us to come up front to give more money. She was saying how this guy gave her this compliment saying that she looked around 18 years old. She then asked us how old she looked and my response was "about 37" and I do believe that is the most I ever pissed someone of for a while.

I remember after a night of drinking at a friend's house on my way to my car, I jumped on the hood of a friend's car and then on to the roof, then the trunk, caving the roof and trunk in. I guess the trunk didn't open after that.

There was also this other night where the cops came to bust up a party I was throwing. I would not let them in the house hoping that they would not be able to get a warrant beings that it was 3:00 am or so. While the police were waiting outside my front door, I made some hot pockets and offered them some while bullshitting with them the whole time.

Last summer after a "farmer's day off" golf tournement I found myself beyond drunk. On the way home, I told my friend to stop by the local motorcycle dealer where I have always bought my bikes and parts. The only guy working was the owners son who I have known and hung out with before. I talked him in to testdriving a small 80cc fourwheeler. I was driving around in the grass in front of the building and continued to pull a huge wheelie. I ended up pulling back too hard and fell off the back while the fourwheeler stayed rolling forward on the back wheels and the grab bar. It then went on the sidewalk and scrapped the hell out of the grab bar. I then got bitched at and we quickly pulled it back in the showroom before the owner got back. After some touch up with a black marker, it was hardly noticable and nobody has found out about it.

There are more stories, but these are the first few that I can remember

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by Toyz-B-Us@Dec 9 2004, 07:14 PM
Well some of my stories involve driving and I won't bring them up to prevent ethical arguments, but some of the things I remember doing was.

While going to a strip club with some friend's, one of the girls came and sat with us just to flirt and get us to come up front to give more money.* She was saying how this guy gave her this compliment saying that she looked around 18 years old.* She then asked us how old she looked and my response was "about 37" and I do believe that is the most I ever pissed someone of for a while.

I remember after a night of drinking at a friend's house on my way to my car, I jumped on the hood of a friend's car and then on to the roof, then the trunk, caving the roof and trunk in.* I guess the trunk didn't open after that.

There was also this other night where the cops came to bust up a party I was throwing.* I would not let them in the house hoping that they would not be able to get a warrant beings that it was 3:00 am or so.* While the police were waiting outside my front door, I made some hot pockets and offered them some while bullshitting with them the whole time.

Last summer after a "farmer's day off" golf tournement I found myself beyond drunk.* On the way home, I told my friend to stop by the local motorcycle dealer where I have always bought my bikes and parts.* The only guy working was the owners son who I have known and hung out with before.* I talked him in to testdriving a small 80cc fourwheeler.* I was driving around in the grass in front of the building and continued to pull a huge wheelie.* I ended up pulling back too hard and fell off the back while the fourwheeler stayed rolling forward on the back wheels and the grab bar.* It then went on the sidewalk and scrapped the hell out of the grab bar.* I then got bitched at and we quickly pulled it back in the showroom before the owner got back.* After some touch up with a black marker, it was hardly noticable and nobody has found out about it.*

There are more stories, but these are the first few that I can remember

hahahaha Somebodys been slammin down more than the rest of civicland lol