Post Some Good Drunk Stories!

[Doughboy]

mine..w/ friends

A friend of mine Got slammed and all in the same night and the following happended..

1. got butt booty naked in my friends accord, Chased us down the street trying to thorw his tighty whities at us.

2. Chased after him, he ran under the car while it was hot and burned his left ass cheek on the cat underneath the car..

3. Lost his underwear so rode home in the backseat of the car with a pringles can over his shit.

4. Mooned my and this chick that rolled with me halfway home from the car he was in.

5. Once getting him to his house got loose and ran naked through a construction site....LOL ..........goodtimes goodtimes..

Getting blazed.... ( not necessary, but nice to add to your drunk posts)

1. forgot his keys and got in his house through the skylight in the bathroom, fell on the toilet and had no ice packs so he slapped some fish on the bruise...

2. Ran out of weed, so we drank all the landlords wine inside his wine cellar to keep the buzz going

3. Got a friends Boxer blazed in the garage w/ a freind..got caught by his lil sister, she screamed... Her brother (our friend) laughed for 20 mins straight.


My experiences... Oh no..

1. My girls moms 40th birthday, got drunk and took mom to club along with her aunte..went back to house...after getting back got our beat on and got caught by younger brother who broke in the room to catch us.. and gotta glimpse of my ass sticking out the sheets.

2. Drinking after highschool graduation, got friends pitbull slammed on some mickeys and had mad obsession with socks!! lol

3. Got slammed 2 yrs ago on halloween, Trying to do the bloody mary calling thing.. Friend thew some 151 in the fire, I got scared, jumped in the air... fell over a table..

[Doughboy]

Funny pics, got them from another website..lol

[Synergy CiViC]

I cant think of any right now but im one hell of a drunken dialer. If i got ur phone number when im drunk watch outttttttt..

[dubcac]

I called a chick fat while I was drunk once. That didn't go over too well.

[imported_Riceboi]

I don't get drunk, and have never been drunk. Everyone here is a bad influence on me, go away.

I must lick the hoof.

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by Riceboi@Dec 9 2004, 12:19 AM
I don't get drunk, and have never been drunk.* Everyone here is a bad influence on me, go away.

I must lick the hoof.

hahaha I think your freakin drunk right now...LOL

fuckin hooflicker

[Buck]

I have way to many stories to even try to pick one out from the bunch. I'll just say this...if it comes to beer drinking and any thing that goes along with it...I've done and done it well.

Some highlights would be:
1. Being so drunk at the Fiesta Bowl I didn't know there was a football game going on for most of the first half.
2. Being so drunk that bumper bowling was just to hard of thing to do.
3. Asking my friends if the girl that I had just made out with on the dance floor was cute or not.
4. Being throw out of K-State football game for bring beer into the stadium.
5. Being half way drunk and giving Miller Light my e-mail address for a wrist band.

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by Buck@Dec 9 2004, 01:20 AM
I have way to many stories to even try to pick one out from the bunch.* I'll just say this...if it comes to beer drinking and any thing that goes along with it...I've done and done it well.*

Some highlights would be:
1. Being so drunk at the Fiesta Bowl I didn't know there was a football game going on for most of the first half.
2. Being so drunk that bumper bowling was just to hard of thing to do.
3. Asking my friends if the girl that I had just made out with on the dance floor was cute or not.
4. Being throw out of K-State football game for bring beer into the stadium.
5. Being half way drunk and giving Miller Light my e-mail address for a wrist band.

hahaha i like all those.. especially #3 lol

[imported_Lacuna]

I once passed out in a Denny's. A cop told my friends that if they don't get me out of there right now he would arrest me for public intoxication. They had to physically pick me up and carry me to the car because I wouldn't wake up. Than when we got outside I woke up and tried to start a fight.

I've passed out and had make up, markers, and paint used on me, my own mom took pictures of me sleeping with a life size barbie they had.

Grabed some girls ass because I thought she was my wife. That didn't go over to well, buy I'm lucky my wife thought it was funny.

Like Buck I have a lot of stories, half I don't even remember.

[simplegreen]

1) got drunk and ended up banging out two chicks in another chicks shower i was talking to. Then the chick i was talking to still let me hit it that night, then 3 days later my best girl who is a friend (girl friend platonic sp?) who was there hooked up lol.

do i really need to continue?