Dumb Question

[imported_Lacuna]

I've been joking around with my team mates about some of our customers and the questions I get, we started electing the dumb question of the day... Thought some of you might get a kick out of this..


First day is filling out a withdrawal application and asked.
What do I put here where it say's name..

Second day I'm sending a fax and I ask would you like a coversheet?
She responds, "what's a coversheet?".

Today we are talking about an equity fund a guy is invested in and he ask "can you tell me what happened after tomorrow?"


Day isn't over but I think that's a clear winner.

[Doughboy]

haha, I work in the grocery industry as of right now.. You can just imagine the ???'s i get.. lol

Im stocking the bread.. i get "Is it hot?" - lol i just pulled it out the fuckin oven retard hahaha

Working liquor- Country club 40oz's- 3 for $5.00- how much for two?? lol ah..DUHHHHHHH

Leaving work one day, Customer asks me for a ride home because he just bought catlitter and has to take a bus.. Simple fuckin solution.. Dont buy shit like that when you know you aint got a freakin car!!!! (plus i work in San Francisco, not the place to give strangers rides...I speed off lol.)

[Vtec_Power]

I tell my friend to "OMG LOOK AT THAT CAR TO YOUR LEFT!"

*friend looks right*

NO LEFT!!!

*friend asks WHERE?!?*




Workin as a Fragrance promoter at the mall,

Elevator is right to my immidiate Left big sign that says ELEVATOR in HUGE illuminated letters.

"Where is the elevator?"

Me:

[imported_ellwood]

I got where are your PS2 games. and the whole left side of the store is PS2 games, the store is 15 feet wide. 50 feet deep, and our counter is in the back. He walked 50 feet past PS2 games, w/ BIG ASS SINGES ssaying PS2 sony Playstation 2, blah blah. Was retarted.

Another time i had a big sign behind me saying out of PS2. guy walks up and askes if we had any PS2. I said no and pointed to the sign, looked at me, looked at my coworker, asked if we had any PS2.

Best one is, "Thank you for calling gamestop this is Charles, how can i help you?"
- "Yea can you tell me how late Radioshak open?"
me: "Excuse me"
- "Yea you guys are near Radio Shak can you look out and see if they are still open"
me: "Sir you called gamestop, wondering when Radio Shak closes?"
- "Yep"
me: " I have no idea call them. Thanks, and remember if you have any tradeins you can alway bring them up for store credit."

The radioshak is like a block down across the street.

[imported_Riceboi]

Originally posted by Doughboy@Dec 30 2004, 02:21 PM
haha, I work in the grocery industry as of right now.. You can just imagine the ???'s i get.. lol

Im stocking the bread.. i get "Is it hot?"* - lol i just pulled it out the fuckin oven retard hahaha

Working liquor- Country club 40oz's- 3 for $5.00-* how much for two?? lol ah..DUHHHHHHH

Leaving work one day, Customer asks me for a ride home because he just bought catlitter and has to take a bus.. Simple fuckin solution.. Dont buy shit like that when you know you aint got a freakin car!!!! (plus i work in San Francisco, not the place to give strangers rides...I speed off lol.)

Hey doughboy do you work at Safeway? That's where I work. I have many stupid people in my store, it makes me ill.

[Doughboy]

Originally posted by Riceboi+Dec 31 2004, 01:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Riceboi @ Dec 31 2004, 01:19 PM)</div>

Hey doughboy do you work at Safeway? That's where I work. I have many stupid people in my store, it makes me ill.[/b]

lol yeah, freakin tards i swear.. hey goodshit about all that strike BS you guys got passed.

I cant wait for the day i get out of this freakin co. Its all BS to put up with. BTW- You work with a guy named Enrique?? He took a transfer to Sac never found out where he went.

[imported_PornstaR]

Im a steel framer for comercial buildings and I build "big big" stuff... so anyways Im faming in a 40ft tall wall thats about 200ft long and Im about half way done and I have electricians right behind me running wire as I throw up the studs. Some guy (never saw him again) comes a stroolin up and says " hey you buildin a wall here?"..... I says nope this wall here is just for pratice, the real wall I need to build is gonna go in down the block. He just stands there while I keep working for about 5 mins and then just slowly walks away.

Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.................. they outta wear signs around their necks that say IM STUPID. That way you wouldnt rely on them. You would say "excuse me" "oops, nevermind I didnt see your sign"

[imported_Riceboi]

Originally posted by Doughboy+Dec 31 2004, 08:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Doughboy @ Dec 31 2004, 08:30 PM)</div>

lol yeah, freakin tards i swear.. hey goodshit about all that strike BS you guys got passed.

I cant wait for the day i get out of this freakin co. Its all BS to put up with. BTW- You work with a guy named Enrique?? He took a transfer to Sac never found out where he went.[/b]

Cool another Safewy employee! Yeah no strike for us. As for Enrique I don't work with one, I'm in the Roseville/Rocklin area store #1866 division 8. Do you work in the bakery or are you a Courtesy Clerk?

[Doughboy]

GMC - Liquor and Bread. Unless Mngmt asks otherwise of me.

[CivicSi04']

back when i was a temp worker at Sears, now im permanant and training to be head of the tool dept, there was a sign that said pardon our dust blah blah blah. everyday ppl would walk in and go damn u guys are closing, i was like no were just bringing in appliances. then the guys goes oh well where is all the stuff. another good one is "can you help me the store got bigger and i dont know where anything is now" im like hmm the store did not get bigger, then the guy says" no yes it did i saw trucks out back and stuff. im like that was for the comfort in next door. and he goes well it sure is bigger in here, so where are the power tools again