My Crazy F'in Wednesday Night.

[simplegreen]

so went out my buddy was in a contest for the funniest person in baltimore.. went to that.. had about 4 beers. he lost.. but i had fun cause i boo'ed a local car dealer owner who has the worst commercials ever.. and he was trying to do a stand up act.. so that was cool

so then we go to a little place called nacho mama's.. get our grub on..and this mexican and some wigger were staring at the girls we were with.. and they like go way back with me.. very good friends of mine.. so im like wtf you got somethign to say??? (cause they were whispering back and forth and laughing and shit) mean while two of them.. 6 of us (guys) and 4 girls.. they talk a little shit then move on after i start getting loud lol...so almost first fight in what 5 years... crazy.. so then...
we go to leave.. and we're going to cross this street.. and this car was at the stop sign and he's trying to get the shit in reverse.. and he's allllll glazed over you knew he was trashed. so my buddy's like man it'd be funny if he just smashed into that.............SMASHHHHH "holy shit!" PLOWS into this parked car

by now i've crosed the street and dude try's to take off.. but stops at the stop sign???? lol so i get his tag number and he keeps going..

i call it in.. give a report.. leave a note on the guys car.. with the same info.. and my info..so then we leave.. and i havent had a drink since like 9:30 or so.. and it's about 1:30 now..no matter how much i drink with in a 5 hour period i get paranoid to drive. so im on 95 south.. and get pulled over.. im like FUCK

cuase if the normal smo gets pulled over.. it's bad.. if MY ASS gets pulled over for something like that and arrested.. i LOOSE A LOT! cop comes up and is like... i pulled you over cause it didnt apear as if you had your seat belt on...i turn and look at him like he's crazy..

cause 1) my belt was on.. 2) it's 1:30 in the morning im in my beater civic that doesnt have dash lights that work so it's dark as fuck in my car.. theres NO WAY he could ever tell... driving next to me....

give him my licenes and shit he comes back with a warning and is like "have a nice night".... i wanted to bitch with him but im trying to say as little as possible incase i smell like it...

finally get home it's 2:30 i gotta be up in 3 hours.. i walk in my place and my cat shit all kinda liquid shit at the front door... i step in it.. i couldnt do anything thing bu tlaugh at this point.. i took off my shoes and just fell in bed.. cleaned up the shit at 5:30 in the moring on my way out to work. CRAZY NIGHT

[1sickcivic]

i walk in my place and my cat shit all kinda liquid shit at the front door... i step in it.. [/b]

now thats fuk'in hilarious, sounds like you had a perty interesting night!!
well like they always say SH!I happens

[Smooth_Imports]

Damn, that a fucked up night. And it wasn't even a weekend.

[estebones]

hes getting an early start on hs weekend! lol

GG on getting the plates! did they catch them?

[simplegreen]

no clue if they caught em... guy i left the note on hasn't even called me.

[Vtec_Power]

HAH, i remeber when Dane (that cock gobbling assface) allsmost got my ass attested when we were down in richmond... hell, I almost got thrown in jail for going to go pick up a vtec head taht i didnt even use....at least you'd get tossed in the slammer and be fucked for somethign cool. hahaha.

[ledzep09]

haha that is a great night....


that was all cop language for "i tihnk your drunk so im gonna pull you over and see how you handle it"


apparently you did a good job. sucks about that cat stuff though thats gross haha

[CivicSi04']

wednesday night antics, gotta love em. lol

[Siege911]

damn, couldn't even wait 'til the weekend huh?

[Doughboy]

Damn, that day bit the dust.. but hey Id rather prance around, or roll around in shit anyday than get slammed with a DUI or other bs.